Entries Tagged 'Stupid Web Polls'

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By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 12:37 AM
I'm not just any scammer…
You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank.  You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
Nor am I just a Geek…
You are 29% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

[Geek test thanks to David]

Wheels o' Fun

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 10:53 PM

It looks like I'm a Ferris Wheel, although playing around with the poll revealed that I was almost a “kiddie ride” instead.

See what amusement park ride you are.

[Thanks to Christopher.]

Behold the Power of Cheese

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 9:31 PM

Here's another quiz from Christopher — he really picked a cheesy quiz and even made a cheesy joke about it.

I am mozzarella!
Cheese Test: What type of cheese are you?


Yeah, okaaaay.

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 8:27 PM

[Thanks (or maybe not) go to Christopher]

What Founding Father Am I?

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 7:32 PM
The same one as Christopher!

Which Founding Father Are You?

I'm Not Insane!!!

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 9:32 PM

Or Maybe I am. My little voices haven't decided yet. Here's two more “stupid web polls” I did:

Myers-Briggs Personality Test
A famous pyschology test — how can I resist trying it?
ENTJ - “Field Marshall”. The basic driving force and need is to lead. Tend to seek a position of responsibility and enjoys being an executive. 5% of the total population.
Take Free Myers-Briggs Personality Test
Enneagram Test
I don't know anything about this one.
Conscious self
Overall self
Take Free Enneagram Test

What Kind of Thinker Are you?

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 10:03 PM

Christopher came across this quiz on the BBCi website. Mine fits me pretty well, I think — better than I would have thought a 36 question quiz could do.

You are an Existential Thinker Like existential thinkers, Leonardo questioned man's role in the universe. Many of his paintings explored the relationship between man and God. Existential thinkers:
  • Like to spend time thinking about philosophical issues such as “What is the meaning of life?”
  • Try to see beyond the 'here and now', and understand deeper meanings
  • consider moral and ethical implications of problems as well as practical solutions
Other Existential Thinkers include
The Buddha, Gandhi, Plato, Socrates, Martin Luther King Careers which suit Existential Thinkers include
Philosopher, Religious leader, Head of state, Artist, Writer

So, how about you? Take the quiz and post (or link to) your results. :-)

Mmmm.... Dooouuggghhhhnnnnuuutttsss

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 12:07 AM

Hmm, not bad, not bad at all. I was hoping to be either Original Glazed or Chocolate Covered whipped cream (not custard creme). ;-)

Original Glazed

What Kind of Krispy Kreme Doughnut Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

From Christopher.

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here.

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 12:27 AM
I'm not quite sure what to make of the fact that I score high on “Level 3,” but at least I scored best up on top. ;-)
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test
So, how did you do on yet another “episode” of Stupid Web Polls?

Is this good or bad?

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 11:53 PM

You are Ferris Beuller. You b———! Everyone
want's to be Ferris. Now go back and answer the
questions properly.

Which 80's Movie Character Are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Thanks go to Christopher for finding this.

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