May 05, 2004

URGENT FROM ZENITH BANK LAGOS!!!

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 12:37 AM
I'm not just any scammer…
You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank. You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
Nor am I just a Geek…
You are 29% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

[Geek test thanks to David]

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5 comments posted so far.

RE: URGENT FROM ZENITH BANK LAGOS!!!

I scored the same as you with the spammer test and I scored an Arnold for the geek test. Pretty funny because it says that it hates me because I get along with people and can talk to them.

Too funny.

Posted by Mark - May 05, 2004 | 8:05 AM- Location: MA

RE: URGENT FROM ZENITH BANK LAGOS!!!

You are Slackware Linux. You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane. Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.

Posted by kevin - May 05, 2004 | 12:35 PM- Location:

RE: URGENT FROM ZENITH BANK LAGOS!!!

I got Peterson Bolinga. I seriously doubt the results hang on more than two questions. As for Geek Quotient, I got 50% because I chose some answers more for amusement than accuracy. The one question I answered honestly was which BSD I favored — FreeBSD, to which I will soon migrate again.

Posted by Ed Hurst - May 05, 2004 | 7:13 PM- Location: Rural SE Texas

RE: URGENT FROM ZENITH BANK LAGOS!!!

So, to reply to a quiz actually mentioned in the original post, I am 1% geek. And I’m just fine with that. :)

Posted by kevin - May 09, 2004 | 7:03 PM- Location:

RE: URGENT FROM ZENITH BANK LAGOS!!!

Kevin, if my memory serves me correctly, you’ve become less geeky since you posted that quiz a year or two back, right? ;-)

Posted by Timothy R. Butler - May 09, 2004 | 8:53 PM- Location: MO

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