Yes, it is all his fault that I found this out.
Found via Christopher.
You Are a Pundit Blogger!
Your blog is smart, insightful, and always a quality read.
Truly appreciated by many, surpassed by only a few.
I don't know about being smart and insightful, but I think it is right that I am a pundit.
I found this while cleaning my hard disk, I must have saved it in a file for later posting at some point. I don't even remember when I originally took it anymore, but here it is.
Which Office Moron Are You?
I'll smoke you a kipper, because you'll be back for breakfast. You're the cult television show quoting, user account deleting, soap loathing IT Manager.
Something in your childhood has made you the way you are. You've been hired to provide a service to everyone else in the office - you make the computers run, and you make them run well. You've streamlined everything; you've removed all the viruses and installed all the firewalls. The only trouble - the only hole in your veneer of digital perfection - is the way you laugh at everyone.
If someone doesn't know UNIX, you laugh at them. If they lose their password, they laugh at them. If they visit a website using Microsoft Internet Explorer and their computer succumbs to an Internet worm, you laugh. Then you take a swig of your Coke, and with another hearty chuckle tell all your friends on IRC about the idiots you have to deal with.Maybe it makes you feel better about yourself, although let's face it, you don't need help in that department. You're great, you. Fantastic like burning cool. If only those luddite office fools would let you play Unreal Tournament in peace.
[Thanks to Christopher, who's blog doesn't look like itself at the moment.]
I could have said as much without taking the survey, but what can I say?
How can you!? You don't know what you're missing!
You don't like rock… gasp I don't know
you… Get away from me you scary person!
What genre of rock are you?
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Thanks go to Kevin.
You are an SRCF—Sober Rational Constructive Follower. This makes you a White House staffer. You are a tremendous asset to any employer, cool under pressure, productive, and a great communicator. You feel the need to right wrongs, take up slack, mediate disputes and keep the peace. This comes from a secret fear that business can't go on without you—or worse, that it can. If you have a weakness, it is your inability to say “no.” While your peers respect you, they find it difficult to resist taking advantage of your positive attitude and eagerness to take on work. You depend on a good manager to keep you from sinking under the weight and burning out.
Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz.
Again, thanks go to Kevin.
My japanese name is ?? Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) ?? Taiki (large radiance).
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Thanks go to Kevin.
|You are 29% geek||You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.|
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
[Geek test thanks to David]