Long, Tedious Meme

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 4:16 AM

I ran across a meme here while Googling. I thought it might be fun, but it was a bit too long, IMO. Nevertheless, most of it is included below. Feel free to respond with your answers in the comments.

GRUB-OLOGY

•_ What is your salad dressing of choice?_
Typically, Thousand Island.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
White Castle.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Lewis and Clark's in downtown St. Charles.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Average is probably 15%, although I “default” to 20%. If the service is good, 20%; mostly good, 15%; questionable, 10%; bad, 0%.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
The beautiful thing known as a potato.

Name three foods you detest above all others.
Tuna, Herring, Raw meats of any kind.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
Broccoli chicken fried rice.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Either the deluxe/supreme or pepperoni and onion (depending on the type and place).

What do you like to put on your toast?
Homemade jellies, preserves, apple butter, etc.

What is your favorite type of gum?
I don't chew gum.

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
I have no idea.

Are you right handed or left handed?
Right handed. I wish I was bi-dexterous like my grandfather was.

Do you like your smile?
No.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Do splinters count?

Would you like to?
No, I don't think that sounds like much fun.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Sight.

When was the last time you had a cavity?
To the best of my knowledge, never.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
Computer components — monitors, mostly.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No, thank you very much.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I'm not sure, but something “interesting” while not being “crazy.”

How do you express your artistic side?
Poetry, photography and web design.

What color do you think you look best in?
This isn't something I've ever really thought about. Yellow?

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
Not very long.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Paper stuck to food, perhaps. Seeds, pits, etc., yes, I use to do so quite often.

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
I certainly hope not.

How often do you go to church?
Most every Sunday. More often if you count going there for meetings and other “work”-type things.

Have you ever saved someone’s life?
I don't believe so.

Has someone ever saved yours?
Ditto.


Re: Long, Tedious Meme
GRUB-OLOGY •_ What is your salad dressing of choice?_ Flax Seed Oil, but I also like ceasar salad. • What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Does D'angelos or Subway count? If not then none. • What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Uno's??? • On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? Depends on service. • What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Hamburger. • Name three foods you detest above all others. cream corn, raw onions, and seaweed. • What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? General Tso if done right, if not Spicy Chx Brocolli. • What are your pizza toppings of choice? Black olives, mushrooms, BBQ chx, meatball. • What do you like to put on your toast? Almond butter and George Gershman's Pure Clover Honey with Royal jelly. • What is your favorite type of gum? Arm and Hammer dental one. BI-OLOGY • What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My wife says my eyes and my height. • Are you right handed or left handed? Left but very close to ambi given how the world goes right, which is actually wrong. ;-) • Do you like your smile? Of course, it's mine. • Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Tonsils. Wisdom teeth. • Would you like to? I'll keep the rest thank you. • Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Hearing. • When was the last time you had a cavity? Don't have any. • What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? If you count lifting, 120lbs for shoulder shrugs (note: for people who lift seriously, 120 is very light given how strong the trapezes are), if not then Zack. He's only 35lbs but when he starts whipping himself around he is very hard to hold. Fun but hard. • Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Nope MISC-OLOGY • If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I was going to say yes but given my family and such I'll say no. • If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Constantine, or maybe Neo. ;-) • How do you express your artistic side? Messing around with my site seems to be a pretty good outlet. • What color do you think you look best in? Green. • How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Would rather not find out. • Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Ah no. • If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? No way, not going to happen, absolutely not. • How often do you go to church? Every weekend, and a few times during the week in the morning. • Have you ever saved someone’s life? Yes, sorta. Life guard type stuff. • Has someone ever saved yours? no
Posted by Mark - Jul 31, 2006 | 3:54 PM

Re: Long, Tedious Meme
GRUB-OLOGY = What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch = What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Sonic = What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Johnny's (a high-end grilled burger place in OKC) = On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? There is no average; I go completely by feel. = What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Eggs = Name three foods you detest above all others. Guacamole, raw meats, any sea food other than fish = What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Fried rice and vegetables = What are your pizza toppings of choice? Supreme most places = What do you like to put on your toast? Real butter, peanut butter, fruit preserves = What is your favorite type of gum? Not with my massive dental work BI-OLOGY = What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Legs = Are you right handed or left handed? Ambidextrous by birth, right by habit = Do you like your smile? Yep = Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Teeth, tonsils, adnoids, surgical hardware (screws) = Would you like to? Some teeth are getting there = Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell = When was the last time you had a cavity? Got at least one now = What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? 5-gallon buckets loaded with any number of things = Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Close, but not quite MISC-OLOGY = If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No = If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Titus = How do you express your artistic side? Singing = What color do you think you look best in? Red = How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? As long as I'm there = Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? No doubt, based on statistics, but nothing I notice = If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Absent my wife, maybe two = How often do you go to church? Not less than twice per week = Have you ever saved someone's life? Couple of times that I know of = Has someone ever saved yours? More than once
Posted by Ed Hurst - Jul 31, 2006 | 6:33 PM

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