Long, Tedious Meme

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 4:16 AM

I ran across a meme here while Googling. I thought it might be fun, but it was a bit too long, IMO. Nevertheless, most of it is included below. Feel free to respond with your answers in the comments.

GRUB-OLOGY

•_ What is your salad dressing of choice?_
Typically, Thousand Island.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
White Castle.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Lewis and Clark's in downtown St. Charles.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Average is probably 15%, although I “default” to 20%. If the service is good, 20%; mostly good, 15%; questionable, 10%; bad, 0%.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
The beautiful thing known as a potato.

Name three foods you detest above all others.
Tuna, Herring, Raw meats of any kind.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
Broccoli chicken fried rice.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Either the deluxe/supreme or pepperoni and onion (depending on the type and place).

What do you like to put on your toast?
Homemade jellies, preserves, apple butter, etc.

What is your favorite type of gum?
I don't chew gum.

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
I have no idea.

Are you right handed or left handed?
Right handed. I wish I was bi-dexterous like my grandfather was.

Do you like your smile?
No.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Do splinters count?

Would you like to?
No, I don't think that sounds like much fun.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Sight.

When was the last time you had a cavity?
To the best of my knowledge, never.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
Computer components — monitors, mostly.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No, thank you very much.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I'm not sure, but something “interesting” while not being “crazy.”

How do you express your artistic side?
Poetry, photography and web design.

What color do you think you look best in?
This isn't something I've ever really thought about. Yellow?

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
Not very long.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Paper stuck to food, perhaps. Seeds, pits, etc., yes, I use to do so quite often.

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
I certainly hope not.

How often do you go to church?
Most every Sunday. More often if you count going there for meetings and other “work”-type things.

Have you ever saved someone’s life?
I don't believe so.

Has someone ever saved yours?
Ditto.


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