A Squad of American Soldiers

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 8:17 PM

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

“Well,” he whispered, “I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!'”

“He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash too!'”

“We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.”

RE: A Squad of American Soldiers
Another good one for Tim!
Posted by Christopher - Apr 15, 2003 | 10:42 PM

RE: A Squad of American Soldiers
Ah,, funny. :) Thanks a for a bit of laughter!
Posted by Jake - Apr 16, 2003 | 10:23 AM

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