Serious Information

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 12:30 AM

It seems that there was a very serious meeting called by Saddam's top doctor today. According to a communique, it went something like this:

Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam's doubles. “Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is… He's lost an arm.”

Now you can go ahead and give a collective groan to that. On another serious note, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information, now has his own “fan site.” I particularly suggest you take a look at the page entitled M.S.S. Throughout History, which contains key intellegence information of even higher quality than the communique I mention above.

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Posted by Darren - Apr 11, 2003 | 6:07 AM- Location: melbourne

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Umm I will be using that today to lighten the testing mood at school.

Posted by Christopher - Apr 11, 2003 | 7:40 AM- Location: MO

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Well, i just spewed my drink all over the keyboard. I think i’ll be using that one in school today too.

Posted by le renard subtil - Apr 11, 2003 | 10:45 AM- Location:

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yeah that is a good one.  :)

Vote for Jake

Posted by Jake - Apr 12, 2003 | 2:36 AM- Location: IN

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Some folks at school had already heard it.

Posted by Christopher - Apr 12, 2003 | 10:06 AM- Location: MO

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That’s too bad Christopher… I hate when I think I’ve found a new joke and the people I tell it to already have heard it. :-\

Posted by Timothy R. Butler - Apr 15, 2003 | 8:11 PM- Location: MO

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