The Importance of Saying the Right Thing

Found in my old e-mail from 2001. Unfortunately, I do not know where it came from any longer.

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead,
and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the
executioner shouts,

“Ready!…Aim!! …” Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”

Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. The guard brings the
redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She
say no and the executioner shouts,

“Ready! … Aim!!…” Suddenly the redhead yells, “TORNADO!!!”

Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. By now the blonde has
it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if
she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, “Ready!
… Aim!! …” …and the blonde yells, “FIRE!!!”