Geeky Bible Jokes

OK, these two jokes were passed along to me this week, so I figured I'd share them.

• Abraham decided to upgrade his computer to Windows Vista. As he headed to the computer store with Isaac, Isaac asked his dad, “Father, how are we going to upgrade such an old computer?” Abraham looked at his son and replied, “Don't worry son, the Lord will provide the RAM.”
• Jesus is talking with his disciples. He tells them, “The Kingdom of God is like x² = y + 2.” One disciple leans over to another and says, “there he goes with another one of his parabolas.”

Thank you, thank you very much. Yes, I'll be here all week.