Yeah, That'll Sell Me on the Site
Posted by Tim at 19:15:55
I got a spam today trying to sell me on a new software download site. Here’s an excerpt:
Dear user,
We take this opportunity to announce you that a new free software portal has been released, where you can find a wide diversity of software to fit all your needs.
Our website is updated every day with day 0 state of the art free to download software, for both Macintosh computers and PCs.
Yup. I always like to go to places with "0 state of the art free to download software." Betcha y'all want me to tell you the address so that you can go too, right?
Trackback URL: http://asisaid.com/journal/trackback/935.html
Yes please. No state of the art software! I have been looking for that all over the Internet.
And I have this little bridge that could be yours for only…
Christopher: This is your lucky day then! I’ve found it for you.
Eduardo: Oohh, I want it!
I cannot believe you didn’t jump all over this great opportunaty? what are you waiting for? C’mon go for it!
Ummm, what color is the interface? Will it match my theme? Does it offer blinky lights and funny noises, or does it just do stuff?
I know, I know, Mark. I don’t know why I didn’t go there immediately!
Ed, yes, I think it’ll match.
At least they have a nitch. I mean how many sites out there are really pushing the latest thing. Reminds me a church out here. They’re motto is (and I kid you not) “Church the way it used to be.”
With all the older machines I have, I can’t take too much state of the art. Give me some old stuff that will actually work on my machines
Good point. Hmm, then they could also offer “viruses the way they use to be.”
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