Hat tip to Mark, as usual.

How do you sleep? Left side, right side, back or stomach.
Varies. Usually slightly on my side, mostly on my stomach.

How do you brush? Toothbrush, electric, tree bark, etc.
Only the freshest tree bark. Good stuff that tree bark.

Ahem. I have a regular and an electric toothbrush. I prefer the regular, though.

How do you do your hair? Air dry, blow dry, Head out of car on highway, style, no style.
Towel dry a bit, then air dry. I only stick my head out of the car to see if I can understand what it is that dogs enjoy so much about that experience. So far I have only been confirmed in my position of the superior nature of cats.

How do you wake yourself in the morning?
An alarm clock, when necessary.

What is the first thing that you do when you awake?
Preferably get a cup of coffee and read the Post-Dispatch.

What do you sleep on? Waterbed, spring, foam, floor, outside, etc etc.
A spring mattress with foam pillow top.

Note: The questions on this page written by Mark are governed by the Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.5 license. I believe my responses are allowed under fair use and therefore are not licensed under the Creative Commons license (I don't want people messing with adapting my personal opinions, thank you very much).