Well, like Christopher, I am trying to blog the entire month of December, so although I do not have enough energy to post much, I can at least provide some humor:
What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate ClausesWhat do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp KringleWhich of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olphWhere do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery QueenWhat do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a
chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbiaWhat do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about
their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece NavidadWhat do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
RibbonhoodWhy was Santa's little helper depressed?
How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Fleas Navidog.
Merry Second Week of Advent!
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I know about 23 third graders that are going to love these.
Thanks for the chuckle, Tim.
Christopher: Great!
Ed: You are welcome!
I laughed out loud at most of these, but I’m known as a lover of really corny jokes. Either way, thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas!
Hey, what could be better than a corny joke? (There’s a kernel of truth here
)
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