You might be a liberal if...

By Timothy R Butler | Posted at 2:03 PM

[Shamelessly stolen from WIT.]

You think George W. Bush is a bigger threat to world peace than Saddam Hussein…

You think every problem is the direct result of the government not spending enough to solve it…

You think Fox News is a biased network, and Al Jazeera isn't…

You think suicide bombers and other terrorists are “militants”…

The answer to every problem in the Middle East is the end of Israel…

You think Castro is anything other than a petty dictator…

You think a tax cut is bad for, but a tax hike helps the poor…

You think the Dixie Chicks and Tim Robbins should say what they want, but O'reilly, Hannity, and Limbaugh should shut up…

You trust CNN for anything beyond the current temperature…

You think SUVs are supportive of terrorists, but houses with 19 car garages are AOK…

You think wanting the US to win a war is jingoistic…

You think the deaths of soldiers is preferrable to another term of GWB as President…

You liken the Perdue factory to a concentration camp…

You think Clinton was a paragon of ethics…

You think the 2000 election was “stolen”…

You think “choice” applies only to abortion…

You think Mumia is a political prisoner…

You think the word “unilateral” is defined as “without France, Germany, and Russia”…

You think that every misbehaving child has ADD or needs therapy…

You're still convinced there are no infidels in Baghdad…


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6 comments posted so far.

RE: You might be a liberal if...

Dang. And i thought i was the only one who stole that and then i see that you and pressed have gone and done the same thing. Oh well. It’s a cool deal and worth stealing :)

Posted by le renard subtil - May 01, 2003 | 2:28 PM- Location:

RE: You might be a liberal if...

Sorry to steal your chance to have excusive stealing rights on this. ;-) I agree it was definately worth stealing…. Come to think of it, liberals might not like the term stealing… perhaps I should say that we caused this list to be “possesion challenged,” eh?

-Tim

Posted by Timothy R. Butler - May 01, 2003 | 3:02 PM- Location: MO

RE: You might be a liberal if...

Well I stole it from HappyFunLand who stole it from… I think it is sharing.

Posted by Christopher - May 01, 2003 | 5:36 PM- Location: MO

RE: You might be a liberal if...

Don’t tell me you are going to run the hate filled conservative one also… :(

I really don’t like either, although both have some lines that make me laugh. The conservative one has a lot of hate in it, and that is not right, even if it was against liberals.

Posted by Jake - May 02, 2003 | 5:08 AM- Location: USA

RE: You might be a liberal if...

I thought about it, but didn’t get to it last night. I think they are both kinda funny. I guess the conservative one does seem a bit hateful in some ways, but as long as you look at it is a joke, it isn’t too bad.

Some of it kinda struck close to home though. (As I sheepishly turn down the radio so that the EIB Network jingle can’t be heard. ;-))

Posted by Timothy R. Butler - May 02, 2003 | 10:26 AM- Location: At Large in MO

RE: You might be a liberal if...

I fear that is how some conservatives are viewed, as hateful and not caring.

I though both were funny.

Posted by Christopher - May 03, 2003 | 7:45 AM- Location: MO

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